THE DILEMMA OF BRO. PARIOLA. PART 5
By: Mike BAMILOYE
You laid a wrong foundation for your Marriage,
When you deal deceitfully with the husband of your youth.
You open the door to the devil, to access your home,
When you laid the corner stones of your marriage with Lies, Deceits and Falsehood.
Why did you lie to Bro Pariola about your age when you were courting?.
Why didn’t you tell him your actual age, and let him decide prayerfully if he would marry a lady older than him or not?”
“Sir, I don’t know why he is raising this matter again.
I don’t know why he has not allowed the sleeping dog lie.
Haven’t I apologized to you severally about this ?
Haven’t I said I did it because I love you and I didn’t want to lose you because of age difference?
I had walked in and out of relationships five times, and I couldn’t bear it any longer, so I decided I could not lose him.”
Another bomb has landed, Sir!
She just landed another bomb right now, Sir!
Je-e-e-e-sus! I am finished!
Bro. Mike, I repeat, I am done with this nonsense!
Mopelola, Did you just said you had been in and out of five relationships?
When you asked me if I had been in any relationship before,
I told you, Sis Joke walked out of my life after a two year relation
Because I told her I could not resign my job in Lagos to relocate to Calabar where she worked,
And she insisted she could not sacrifice her career for our marriage.
So she broke the relationship.
And she was the second lady I had ever had relationship with.
I told told you,
You were the third and last person after much prayers.
And when I asked about your previous relationships,
You said the only brother
You ever had a relationship with had walked out of your life because he wanted to settle in California US.
But God had not told you to settle in the US.
And I said I loved your disciplined decision.
Did you hear she just said she had walked in and out of five previous relationships?
Can you now see what I was saying?
Satan is father of all lies,
But this lady here is
Daughter of all Deceits.
Am I sleeping or something?
Let someone slap my face to wake up from this corrupt scenario.
How did I come across this Praying mantis?
When did I come across with this chameleon?”
“And where did I come across this…this ape of a man?
Was I sleeping or what, to have descended so low to say “YES, I DO” to this man-made gorilla?”
“Oh, my God! Sis Agnes, You called your husband, Gorilla?”
“Yes! I also called him an ape! He called me Praying mantis and a chameleon.
I too have a vocabulary of Insultive languages.
I must leave this place, Sir.
You need to excuse me.
I am walking out of here!”
“Eh! Bro. Pariola, come back here!”
THE DILEMMA OF BRO. PARIOLA. PART 6
By: Mike BAMILOYE
“Bro. Pariola, you can’t walk out on me like that!
Walking out in anger will not solve this urge problem.”
“She created the huge problems, let her stay behind to solve it!”
“And I am not staying behind to solve nothing!
I have already updated my mother.
Already informed her of every of your stupidity!
You will hear from her lawyer soon!
You will pay for damages and domestic violence and you will cool your feet in jail!”
“Bro. Mike, Sir,
Can you see the Wifeless I married?
Within the One month of our Marriage,
She had called her mother about six times to report me.
She had reported I accused her of lying.
She reported I showed at her in the bedroom.
Another time, she was crying on phone because I pushed her to the wall when she called me “Idiot”.
Ah! I made the mistake of my life!
Why didn’t I wait a bit?
Why did I rush?
Why was I bothered that my parents,
Were putting pressure on me because my younger siblings have married?
I missed it!”
“Sister Agnes, is it true you called your mother to your internal family matters?”
“Sir, I had no choice!
I couldn’t bear his Arrogance and stupidity!
He shouted at me
He pushed me to the wall.
Then, he slapped me!
No! My parents must know about it!.
I told them to inform the family lawyer immediately before he turns himself to a rabid dog.”
“Can you hear that?
Can you just hear that?”
“Please! Quiet! I have a phone call! Please!….
Hello,….who is this?”
“I am Dr. Mrs. Dupe Laurels, the mother of Mopelola, the wife of Bolu Pariola.
I called his number.
He has switched it off.
My daughter told me he is there with you.
Give him the phone!”
“Ah! Good evening, Ma.
Yes, they are both here.
We have been trying to settle it.”
“Pastor, please, give him the phone!”
Just a minute….
Bro, Pariola…have it.
It is your wife’s mother. ‘”
“Oh, my God!…..
“Come-on, shut up!
Don’t Mummy me!”
Published By: Ifeoluwa ORISAKAHUNSI
- The Dilemma of Bro. Pariola – MIKE BAMILOYE
- The Dilemma of Sis. Rebecca (Part 3&4) – MIKE BAMILOYE
- The Dilemma of Sis. Rebecca (Part 5&6) – MIKE BAMILOYE
- The Dilemma of Sis. Rebecca (Part 7) – MIKE BAMILOYE
- The Dilemma of Bro. Pariola (Part 3&4)- MIKE BAMILOYE
- The Dilemma of Bro. Pariola (Part 7&8)- MIKE BAMILOYE