Finally i can relax after finishing the stressful registration process and begin as a regular student. The only thing remaining is getting my I.D card which i know would be in my possession any thing a week from now. It’s the second Thursday of the schools resumption, @ around 7am the school is crowded with different people from different part of Nigeria moving from one place to another for one thing or the other. I went to a nearby store and get myself something to eat, then roam around my new school, so full of pride that i’m in the University. I was about turning to the other side of a building before i bumped into someone.
Me: Sorry… d–n (picking up her
Girl: No i’m sorry i wasn’t myself
Me: Oh (handing over her papers)
Girl: Thank you
Me: Alright. I’m Victor by the way
Girl: Ok, i really have to go
Me: Where are u rushing to?
Girl: My house, i forgot my passport
Photo to use for my I.D card
Me: U can take a quick passport ther
(Pointing at a photographer)
Girl: I know, i just don’t have money
money with me
Me: *smiles* Lets go
On our way going, that’s when i checked her out. Her dressing was normal though but her features were visible (u know what i mean) she’s pretty not beautiful sha… i guess her fair complexion made her look pretty. We got there, she took the photo, got the passports in 14 minutes (and they say 2mins passport) i paid then we walked to the I.D card office, she joined the small queue of four people. It got to her turn, she gave them one passport and the necessary info, we left there then the following conversation ensued.
Me: So… whats the name?
Girl: I’m Esther
Me: Hhmm… nice name
Me: What tribe?
Me: I see
Esther: What about u?
Me: I’m Igala
Me: Yep, anything??
Esther: Nooo… not really
Me: Which course are u studying?
Esther: Computer Sci.
Me: I like the course too, i can’t do it
‘Coz I’m art
Me: Sad thing, its all good
Esther: What’s ur discipline?
Esther: I said what’s ur discipline?
Me: As in?
Esther: Ur course
Me: Oh (Chai i don fall my hands, no
be me and her they start 100L
together? girls can form. Maybe
her friends don orient her)
Esther: Nothing, just feeling hungry
(I was like so???)
Me: Ok then, nice meeting u
Esther: Nice meeting u too
Me: Mind if i have ur digits
Me: Ur digits
Esther: As how?
Me: (yes, i don revenge) I meant ur
Esther: Alright, but i don’t i know it
off-hand, u give me urs lemme
Me: Ok, 070*****47
She flashed me then i saved her
number. We left for our different ways. I went to my new house abi room sef which i’m yet to make it look fab. I stay Off-camp and intend to live alone.
I relaxed on my small bed and evaluate Esther in my head to know how to go with her. I know that she needs money from guys, she’s not the loving type, she can cheat or leave a guy for another ‘coz of money, she she uhmm… not sure yet. I concluded that, she’s not worth loving by me, spend less and get more from her, not date her but have a fling with her and leave her when i’m done with her ASAP.
I’m not a bad guy to be sincere, infact nobody sees me that way ‘coz i’m really cool and do things secretly. I barely tell my closest friends what i do. I earn trust from people ‘coz of my gentleness.
I went to the bank withdrew some money and went to purchased stuffs for my room, it took me to Saturday before i got everything in order. Now i got a nice room to my satisfaction, anything else would be additional.
Monday came so fast as i hurried to class for my first lecture. I got in 20mins before the lecturer arrived. He came in, greets us, told us his name which is Morgan Okoro then he did some introduction of the course then left. Noise aroused in the class as they share pleasantries and introduce themselves to each other. I just left and get something to eat and wait around for the next lecturer.
After an hour of waiting, the lecturer didn’t show up i head home straight. I wasn’t feeling hungry so i just relaxed on my bed. One thinking led to another then i decided to call Esther but she didn’t pick up after two trials. I started thinking about my life, who i want to become, what i want to achieve then i realized that my life doesn’t conform as a player, i want to be real, nice as everyone thinks and get a real girl. I concluded on staying away from Esther as she doesn’t fit my standards.
The day ended and the next became the beginning of something great!
We walked around the beach, with two not-strange people following us, a man and a lady. Hand in hand with her, we laughed, constant hugging, kisses and all. We were so happy together. We left the beach to get some ice cream from there to the movies, we watched a romantic movie while my hand was around her neck and her head on my shoulder what a romantic night for us. We started walking on the street not sure of where we were going but i noticed those two are still following us, i don’t understand why but we felt save. They were also acting romantic when they think we arent looking. We stopped for a moment, i held her waist while she faced me then we looked each other in the eyes her face was blurry i didn’t know why.
Me: You know i love u so much
Girl: I know dear
Me: I will never do anything to hurt u
Girl: I know
Me: And i will always stand by u no
no matter what
Girl: Alright Victor whats wrong? is
it about my father??
Me: No dear, i just need to be sure
that u trust me
Girl: I trust u and i love u
We shared a passionate kiss
Me: Ermm… sweetheart
Girl: Yes dear
Me: That money i asked of, when
am i getting it?
Girl: I told u not to worry
She brings out her phone, did what i dunno next thing i heard was my phone alert. I opened the message what i saw shoked me…
Your account has been credited with #4,000,000
I was so happy i rushed her with kisses, just then i heard sirens coming to our side with about seven cars including range rover i always admire.
Some hefty men came out and beat the hell out me.
Man: How many times will i warn
you to stay away from my
Girl: Dad i love him
Man: Shut up! you, take her into the
I looked as she was been dragged into the vehicle.
Man: I won’t be this nice next time
He said then left me there in the dark. Then i heard a loud noise from the background… I woke up with a slight headache and discovered its my phone that’s been ringing and i’ve been dreaming all this while. 4 missed calls from my mum, i checked the time 7:48am Oopss!! Can’t call her now I’m already late for school. I did a quick bath, put on my clothes, picked up my bag equipped with the necessaries and rushed out as fast as i could. The lecturer has already shut the door when i got there, oh no! Attendance is really important for me, besides i don’t want to miss any lectures. Well, i met four students that also came late but were there before me, three guys and a girl (not attributed in any form).
Guy 1: This man go wicked o… just
him first lecture na’im he dey
Guy2: See how him be, carry head
Me: Guys make we stand for
window beg ‘am or mak him
just see us
Girl: Abi o
We went to the window begging with gestures using our hands. He would look at us and look away instantly. We continued like that until he announced that we would enter on one condition, that each of us would answer a question before entering his class. We agreed, so he called us to the door post where we’d answer him.
He was about to ask the first question before three elegant looking people arrived. D–n! I could feel the aura of their presence, it was breathtaking. Two ladies and a gentle man actually but one of the ladies looks more younger like a teen, they must be very rich. The teen girl spoke directly to the lecturer.
Teen girl: Morning Lecturer
Lecturer: You know you’re supposed
to be here earlier
Teen girl: Yea, i know. Can i go in?
Lecturer: Alright, you all should
Thank you sir in chorused from we that was there before.
Teen girl: Alright guys gat to go for
class or you’d follow me
in as well?
Lady/Man: No miss
Teen girl: This should be the last
time you guys will ever
call me that!!
Lady/Man: Yes Mirabel
The other two must be her bodyguards
(WTF! Who tha hell is she?)
In the class, the lecturer stated his principles, did the introductory part of his lecture, gave us the course outlines then concluded by saying we would start fully next week before he left. The class immediately got noisy as hell, people running from different angles to one spot, the place where that girl was seated, what? who is this girl sef?? a celebrity i don’t know???
They even tried to take photos with her but were prevented by her bodyguards. They were screaming around her before her bodyguards guarded her out of the class.
Myself went out to eat something, i was passing by when i sighted her at the most expensive eatery in the school, i guess she saw me too but i didn’t care. One thing about me is that, i don’t compare myself with rich kids because…. i believe that their fathers/mothers might even suffered more than me, so they might decide to work hard so their children won’t suffer the way they did. So, me thinking about that is a motivation for me to work hard for my own children.
I went to a eatery i could afford, ate, rest a little, then headed to class for the next lectures.
The lecturers came, did their introductions in anticipation for next week’s normal lectures.
Once the lecturers left, those bodyguards would come in to protect their princess.
I left the class for I.D card office to get my I.D, after waiting in the queue for several minutes, they told me my I.D isn’t ready yet. On leaving the place i saw two people at once, I saw Esther coming from the east and Mirabel from the west stepping down from her car, with me at the south side. I don’t want any of them to see me, unfortunately there’s nothing i could do. If i should head north, they would both see me. I immediately thought of something, i’ve always liked west-side ‘coz of 2pac Shakur, U know during the West coast and East coast beef between Notorious B.I.G and 2pac…
2pac rep West-Side. So i decided to take the west route, I walked passed her while she did the same, i didn’t say nothing while she didn’t even look my side. On looking her, i can’t tell what kind of person she was, she was kind of different. But on a normal sense, i’d say she’s arrogant.
I don’t like arrogant people who thinks highly of themselves, they irritates me especially when they feel superior over others.
The introductory week passed, i got my I.D different guys rushing to try their luck in wooing Mirabel, i dunno how it went but looking at her reaction, i guess she didn’t give them a chance. They didn’t stop though, all those swagging guyz, guyz with cars and money from different department kept trying.
Normal lectures began, i paid attention to every single knowledge the lecturers impacted, i don’t miss any lectures, got a semi-friend Titus by name and a good female friend Promise who was the assistant class rep, intelligent but i assisted her alot. She alone knows about my intelligence as i don’t like showing myself to get attention. It was Promise that advised me to be answering questions in the class and help students that needs help. She said…
My day wasn’t that bad but i had to rest a lot by sleeping… i sleep a lot which made mum always complain that i sleep much yet i don’t get fat, because i was a slim guy but i like my stature though.
Uncle: Hello, how are u?
Me: Fine sir. Long time sir
Uncle: So u know that, yet u don’t call
Me: Not like that sir
Uncle: How is it?
I don’t enjoy lieing or arguments, so i just accepted the blame.
Me: Sorry sir
Uncle: U know things aint done that way, we’re family
Me: I know sir, wont happen again
Uncle: Better not.
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: U’re in school right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: I just confirmed from your mum
Me: Ok sir
Uncle: I trust u that u’re studying hard right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: Good. Send me your account details let me see what i can do.
Me: *happy* Ok sir, thank u sir
Uncle: Thank God, i will always support u, just don’t betray us boy
Me: Sure sir
Uncle: Alright take care of yourself. Don’t forget to send me your account details. Bye.
Me: Bye sir, thank u sir.
Wow! extra money coming… i love my family jare. With that i decided to treat myself for the night. Coming to school is like a new source of income for me as i worked in a computer business centre that made me save a lot before starting school. Now more money from one relative or another, cool! Good thing i don’t womanize and i don’t drink alcohol.
I went to a nearby suya spot which later became my favourite. I bought #300 suya, went into a shop got myself hollandia yoghurt and 3 eggs. I got home, prepared indomie and enjoy myself as a student for the night. Then i thought about what Promise had told me earlier
“If Martin Luther had kept his knowledge to himself, he wouldn’t had become great“
I thought about it over and over then agreed with her after some time.
Time for everyone to know who Victor Vames is
I said to myself silently.
My alarm went of, i woke up feeling cool, i prayed to God, did some push-ups, brushed my teeth, bath, prepared myself for school. I checked my phone, saw like 4 messages and 3 missed. The callers was my mum and my uncle… I was about to leave it for later but, Oh! My Uncle!! I swiftly checked my inbox
1 from mtn, 2 from 4900,
1 from firstbank yes!! i screamed out
as i saw what was credited in my account, what do u expect from an engineer uncle, i wont tell u guys the amount *Tongues out*Lol.
I walked in, few people in the class ‘coz i came early (serious student dat kin tin). I went through my notes ‘coz i don’t want to forget what i what taught, a lecturer may decide to give test anytime, failing exams not me by His Grace. One by one, two by three people arrives seated gisting, waiting for the lecturer.
Then class suddenly calmed, i raised my head to see the lecturer but it wasn’t him. You guessed right, its her, Mirabel. All eyes was on her as she gracefully walked in to the class. What an arrogant fellow in my mind. Shortly, the Accounting lecturer walked in and immediately ordered for the entrance door to be closed.
He wrote a new topic on the board saying we’d discuss about it today.
He started asking questions about about what we discussed on our previous lecture.
Lecturer: On our previous meeting, we discussed Cost, the types, and also Overhead Apportionment. Let’s refresh our memory a little. Class what is Cost and its types? Now close your notes and just put up your hand.
Promise stood up and answered it immediately.
Lecturer: Good. What is Overheard Apportionment?
Lecturer: Didn’t we discussed it?
Class: We did
Lecturer: Then what’s happening?
Lecturer: I would give you your test /20 -5marks this moment
Lecturer: Shut up!! I hate dull class
That kind of statement always burst my brain or maybe most students. I was about to stand up before i heard an answering voice, it was Mirabel. (This will be good, now i’m ready)
Mirabel: Overhead Apportionment is the procedure whereby indirect cost are split fairly between cost centres.
Lecturer: The first stage of Overhead Apportionment? (referring to Mirabel).
Lecturer: Anybody else?
I stood up to answer for the first time. Chai! big boy feeling nervous
Me: Sir, Overhead Apportionment involves the sharing out of common cost in an equitable way or proportion between the production and service department according to benefits they received. And the first stage of Overhead Apportionment is to identify all overhead cost as Production department, Administrative, Selling and Distribution Overhead.
Lecturer: Very good! What’s ur name
Me: Victor Sir
Lecturer: 5marks for You, give me your admission number.
I gave him, which he wrote down.
I could see how eyes were facing my direction, it made me feel uncomfortable, i just controlled myself till the end of the lecture.
Girl 1: Nice try dude, u saved us
Girl 2: Nna na u try pass
Girl 3: *smiles*
Well Well Well… i think i just earn myself a spot in the department.
I called my uncle to tell him i saw his missed call and message then thanked him, i also called my mum, we talked *********.
Promise: Mr. Man
Me: Young lady
Promise: I’m a lady jhoor
Me: Says who?
Promise: My physique
Me: Hhmmm igbo girl(I guess she wants me to check her out, right? Yea)
Me: Nothing abeg, i’m really hungry
Promise: Lets go out na
Me: After you
We got to an eatery, fed the warms in our stomach then walked back to class not after sighting that girl (Mirabel). Another lecturer came in to perform his duty. During his lectures, he asked questions which answering became a competition between Mirabel and I with contributions from Promise and others. The competition in the class impressed the lecturers alot, they acknowledged our department as an Intelligent department.
We the competitors Mirabel and I are yet to discover our limits. I’m the best in every course subject but maths, Hhmmm maths… just good in it with the help of Promise who was better. My limit was maths, i need to know her own limit.
What do you think guys?
Its Saturday, no lectures. I did my laundry, arranged my room, prepared something to eat, ate, rested, read my books then rested again using my phone to surf the internet, chatted on whatsapp, facebook, bbm till i got bored. I don’t know what else to do, i guess i needed some company but who?
I called Promise if she could come over but she went home for weekend. I called Titus if i could come over to his place but he wasn’t picking. D–n it! I need friends!! and a girlfriend!!!
I decided to call Esther, good thing i didn’t delete her number.
Me: How u doing?
Me: How’s ur day going?
Esther: Not too good
Me: What’s wrong?
Esther: What do u care
Me: I cared to call and asked whats wrong when u’re not in a good state
Esther: What about all this while?
Me: I’ve been sick, did u even try to check on me?
Esther: I didn’t know, i was waiting for your call
Me: Alright, where are u now?
Me: I guess u’re feeling bored right?
Esther: Kind of
Me: Can u come over to my place?
Me: D.S.V off camp room 4
Esther: What do u have for me?
Me: What do u want?
Esther: Anything nice
Me: Alright, till u come
Ended the call, i went to purchase 3 noodles, 4 eggs, sardine and hollandia yogurt (D–n, see what Boriness cost me). I waited for 10mins before preparing the noodles then stood at my doorpost awaiting her arrival. She arrived, i ushered her in while she was sniffing like a dog.
Esther: What is this aroma i’m perceiving?
Me: Swear u don’t know
Esther: I can guess
Me: Have a seat
She sat down while i brought out a movie and inserted it into my laptop.
Esther: What movie is that
Me: You will know, just watch
Esther: I don’t like all those fighty fighty films
(Really? U must like e—-c movies abi)
Me: Me too
I served the meal while we’re watching the movie. Series of romantic scenes were shown i noticed she was so still. After cancelling the meal, we paid more attention on the movie until the first part got finished.
Me: So… u like the movie?
Esther: Don’t tell me u don’t have the next part
Me: And if i don’t?
Esther: I will strangle u right now
Me: Are u sure u’re that powerful?
Me: No part 2 *tongues out*
She jumped on me trying to harm me, while i seized the opportunity to caress her waist as she was on top of me. She moved up and down on me trying to harm me playfully sha. That stimulated vame to sprang up from its slumber. I was caressing all over her back, waist and thigh until i proceeded further by grabbing her a$$. That made her stopped what she was doing and looked me in the eyes while i did same, she didn’t say or do anything. So i Continued caressing her softly, i placed my two hands on her a$$ massaging it gently she didn’t do nothing. I held her waist and positioned her so i’d be on top, she kept staring at me like i charmed her or something. I kissed her cheek, then her neck severally, i kissed her lips but she didn’t respond to it. I’m not enjoying this, it even made vame shy. I pulled back and ask…
Me: Are u ok?
Esther: Are u done?
Wow! Vame immediately rise again and said Hell No!! I’m just getting starte… Didn’t complete the statement when she rushed me aggressively sucking my lips like a girlfriend who wants to please her boyfriend that just won a lottery.
I tried to catch up but she was too fast and wild… we continued for like a minute or two until she disengaged from the kissing to pulling off my shirt and my pants simultaneously then inserted vame into her mouth sucking it like a hungry child sucking momma’s b—-t…
That wasn’t my plan at all, boriness not good at all. I took my bath after i saw Esther off then laid on my bed and reminisced how it went.
While sucking me, many thought start through my mind. I’m not really dating this girl and i’m about to do what i will later regret. I’ve always to be a good guy especially to girls, respect them and all. I know did many bad things back then, but now is the time for a change. Either i get a nice and loving girlfriend or abstain from sex.
Me: (Withdrawing) Errmmm…
Esther: What is it?
Me: Don’t u think what we’re doing is wrong?
Esther: As in?
Me: I can’t do this, i’m sorry.
Esther: Are u being serious? Like seriously??
Me: Yea, seriously. I mean we aint even dating yet and we’re already doing what we are doing and about to
Esther: So… whats all this about?
Me: See I know started this and i’m sorry, but lets stop this and just be friends if its ok with u
Esther: Hhmmm… Mr. Nice guy. Ok oo
Me: So… friends?
Me: Cool, once again, i’m sorry
Esther: Its ok
We dressed up then i saw her off
[email protected], i don’t want to do that again or should i say i don’t want to get bored anymore. Then i realized that
An idle man is the devils workshop Indeed it is.
I just don’t want to be a bad guy, its not even about the advise of my relatives but for myself. I don’t want to be popular for bad deeds at all, i hope and pray God help me with my dreams for greatness.
Walking on the streets to get what to eat, too tired to prepare anything then my phone rings
Titus: Guy hwfa i see ur missed call
Me: Yea, i call u that time sha
Titus: Wats up
Me: Nothing much, i just for enter ur side ne
Titus: No vex bro, my phone dey silent, i dey with my bae that time dey **** u understand how e be na
Me: Oya na, no p
Titus: Correct guy, leta na.
Bad guy straffed his bae, i almost did the same too but not my initial intention. I got to my suya spot and bought some, got myself yoghurt then headed home, my home or room whatever jare.
Sunday morning… i went to Church, the sermon and other activities was great. I met my parents, siblings and friends we exchanged pleasantries and all that. Time to go back to school, i went to dad to inform him, he said ok and some advise bla bla
he dipped his hand into his suit, brought out an envelope and gave it to me. I thanked him then went to my mum at their women fellowship meeting, told her i’d be on my way. She reached for her bag, brought out her purse and gave me some folded #500 notes (i collected it. Wait, what are u guys saying? that i shouldn’t collect again after getting from uncle and dad?? No way!!) 2Pac Shakur once said “I want my money in large amount, ‘coz every dollar counts” I love 2pac! Every naira counts jare.)
Woman: Is this Victor? (addressing my mum)
Mum: Yes, he is the one.
Woman: He’s grown so big already
Mum: You can say that again, i thank God
Woman: Are u done with secondary? (addressing me)
Me: *chai! our people like school eh* Yes ma. I’m now in the university
Woman: Wow! thats quick
Me: I thank God
Woman: What are u studying?
Me: Business Administration ma
Woman: Oh i see… are u sure u can do business with that your calm, gentle and shy attitude? or have u changed?
Me: (Chai! me that banged your daughter Dorothy) I’m still trying on overcoming it ma
Woman: Good. *looking into her bag* let me urmm… u know, take this…
Me: (Woah! again?!) Ma, u don’t have to bother ma (pretending jare)
Woman: Hey, u’re shy i know but u don’t have any other option. Now take it
Me: (In my mind: opening my hands when u have no choice. The way jerry does in the cartoon ‘Tom & Jerry’) Thank u ma. (Accepting the neat, flat #1000 notes like 7 of them).
Woman: Don’t mention, just study hard ok?
Me: Ok ma, how are Richy, Flora, Dorothy and mama ma?
Woman: They’re all fine
Me: My greetings ma (except Dorothy)
Woman: Alright, they will certainly hear especially Richy and Dorothy
Me: (Doro what??!) Ok ma, bye ma.
I also bade my mum and every one else bye then went home. I only go to the family church once in a month or two as i went to the school’s Church.
*On my bed counting all the money* See why i need to keep to myself? not showing of my bad side? am i even bad? doesnt seem so, i just felt so) Enough money, that was when i thought of having t.v, dvd, home theatre, play station 3 (video game) and fridge filled with many things such as: lots of yoghurts, meats, milk, eggs, etc. And i got them all.
Resting on my bed listening to some old school hip-hop after a stressful day at school. We wrote two tests (Ofcoz i wrote well), a group presentation (i was the group leader, while Mirabel and Promise was also the group leader of theirs). The scores of the previous test we wrote was announced. Tests are 20/20 while other Lecturers set theirs 30/30. I scored 30 in English, 20 in introduction to business and 22/30 in maths. Promise scored 28 in English, 19 in introduction to business and 27/30 in maths. While Mirabel scored 22 in English, 20 in introduction to business and 27/30 in maths. She didn’t do well in English, but not enough to be her limit.
Esther: Hi, how u doing?
Me: Fine but stressed out
Esther: School abi?
Me: Yea, how u?
Esther: I’m fine ooo…. as u don’t even call again
Me: No vex, many tinz just dey for me to do (vex o)
Esther: Ok oo, I feel bored, should i come over?
*knocks on the door*
Titus and two guys walked in after i told them to come in
Me: *On phone* I have visitors maybe some other time
Esther: Who are they?
Me: (Ah ah since when that one start) My friends, talk to u later.
Titus: Guy hwfa
Me: I dey o (shakes hand with them)
Titus: Off this your 2Pac put P.S for person jare (video game)
Me: Na una i buy ‘am for na
They have been coming to my place since i bought and told them about it. I just set it for them then took a walk out, not in the mood for video game that moment.
Walking on the street along the school road checking out the environment. Then i heard someone calling my name with an unfamiliar voice. I looked at the side where the voice was coming from, i saw two recognizable eve-like creatures waving at me from a car or their car.
My course mates, I went closer to them while they fold their arms and lean on their car.
Cynthia: Victor cant even hear his name again
Tola: Did she break your heart?
Me: She who? my heart fit break?
Me: I’m ok. How school today?
Tola: Guy, we thank God o… u try wella for the presentation.
Cynthia: Too bad i no dey una group
Me: Mirabel do well for una na
Cynthia: True but… hmmm not bad sha
Tola: U live around here?
Me: Yea, that block there *pointing*
Tola: OK we go check on u make u put us through on that Accounting abeg, u know the exam is near now
Cynthia: Yes o… we didn’t do well in the test.
Me: That won’t be a problem, lets just set a date and time then we’d meet in class
Tola: At school?
Cynthia: What about your room? Or your roommate won’t allow it??
Me: (Hhmmm… Oh Lord! save me from temptations. What are they thinking) I stay alone but my guys always come around. I think the class will be ok for learning.
Cynthia: That class sef, the noise and distractions emanating from those students would a hindrance. U should come to our place
Tola: Yea, come to our place
Tola: Don’t worry, we’d treat u well
Me: (Sh!t! No!!) Where is this your place?
Cynthia: At VIPI 2C iv
Woah! This girls must be very rich to be living there.
VIPI – VIP INN
2C – SECOND CLASS WING
iv – ROOM NUMBER
Me: Thats where u guys live?
Me: Oh i see, aright then
Tola: So… when will be convenient for u?
Me: Anytime is fine by me
Tola: Ok then… u should give us your number so we’d contact u
Me: Alright, 070********
Cynthia: See u around then
They both gave me a hug with that they zoomed off leaving me with my thoughts.
I got to my room, the guys are gone already leaving my room tattered like a robbed place. I no blame them sha, na me want friends. Seriously this kind of thing piss me off, i can never do anyhow in someone’s room, Some people are just stupid.
I re-arranged my room and discovered some items are missing. Two pairs of shoes, cap, my expensive wrist watch and my reserved yoghurts. Chai! See why i don’t make male friends, this friendship must stop after i retrieve my stuffs,,, i will only dash them the yoghurts with red eye sha.
The next day in school, i went early and read my books as usual preparing for any unplanned test as i hate to fail.
No test was conducted just normal lectures. Other test scores was announced and i did perfectly well especially in accounting that caught the attention of everyone towards me because its very difficult for them mostly the quantitative part. The accounting lecturer walked in and announced that he’s done with the lectures for the semester and…he shared the test scripts one after the other but i didn’t hear my name. He shared all its only one paper remaining in his hand. I was expecting him to ask *If u didn’t hear your name put up your hand* but he didn’t which got me scared… of course i wrote his test what is happening?
Lecturer: I’m very disappointed with your performance in the test. U only did well on the theory part but the quantitative side…. very bad.
Lecturer: Its only one person that saved this class and i urge you all to find a way to understand it before the commencement of the exam. Because if u fail, i will fail u that’s the truth. I wont help one person and leave the others, if i should help i will help all of you.
Students: Thank you sir
Lecturer: Where is Victor?
Lecturer: Come out here.
Me: (walking to his side with my heart beating with questions -what did i do? -why is he calling me out? Chai! In front of everyone? Lord Jesus help me o as U always have)
Lecturer: Class this gentleman here scored 30/30 which i think nobody else scored above 20.
Wow! I was like not even Mirabel? Awesome! That moment eh… my head was floating on my shoulders, my heart was beating faster than the best drummer, my teeth was shaking like i’m deep inside the pacific ocean, my legs became soo weak like i was going to collapse, my eyes was facing everyone but i wasn’t seeing anyone.
The Lecturer advises me in front of the class to keep it up, that i should not slack this and that bla bla bla…
After that he gave me my script and ask me to go back to my seat, he also advises the class using me as a point to encourage them. He wished us best of luck, bade us goodbye then left.
I noticed some girls eyeing me, some guys hailed me and shake hands with me. One girl walked to me open my hands and buried something in it, she didnt say anything, she just smiled and left. I opened my hands immediately and saw a small piece of paper, i unfold it and saw a number with an inscription ‘Call Me’. All this while i remained on my seat I couldn’t stand up that moment because of fear of collapsing. I have been waiting for Promise to come and rescue me by walking me out of here but she was nowhere to be found, she followed the accounting lecturer out, why? I dunno. I don’t know what moved my head as it turned 190° and guess whose eyes i jammed? You guessed right maybe not but it was Mirabel. She was frowning at me in an unfriendly manner,,, next thing i saw was her standing up hissing then went out. That made me feel bad, i never wanted anyone to hate me or dislike me in any manner,,, i now have the urge to make peace with her so my mind would be at peace. But, how do i do that??
Me: Where did u go and what kept u so long?
Promise: Ah ah…As your girlfriend or what? see me o…
Me: So we’d leave here together na
Promise: Alright lets go, shall we?
Me: So… when would u prepare the meal u said u would prepare for me?
Promise: Don’t worry, soon
Me: Still looking forward to that
Me: U will prepare it before me, so maybe i’d learn. That means u are coming to my place.
Promise: No no no
Promise: I dunno but no
Promise: I will just prepare it and bring it to you
Me: No no no
Promise: What? why?
Me: Prepare it at my place or no deal
Promise: Ok sir. I just hope say no girl go warn or harm me
Me: Which girl? i no know for you o
We got to a place where we took our different rout.
Now walking alone to my house abi room sef…
Caller: Hi handsome how u doing?
Me: I’m doing well,,,,,sorry who is this?
Caller: Its Lola
Me: Oh Lola, i didn’t know its u
Lola: Yea, u don’t have my number
Lola: So… do you mind coming over?
Me: Ok, i’m on my way to my lodge now, i will be there in an hour or two is that OK?
Me: Alright then
Lola: We will be expecting u handsome byee…
Chai! this one that she’s adding handsome, hope i’m save.
Getting closer to my lodge i saw a familiar car parked in front of my lodge… getting more closer i saw two familiar people leaning and discussing around the car. I closed up the distance to my room and found someone standing in front of my room… next thing i heard was “Hi Victor” i was damned surprised.
Now guess who??
I closed up the distance to my room and found someone standing in front of my room… next thing i heard was…
Mirabel: Hi Victor
Me: (Like seriously? am i dreaming or what?? Mirabel??? How did she even locate my room???) Hi Mirabel
Mirabel: Hhmmm… he even knows my name
Me: Yes i do, what are u doing here?
Mirabel: Just to talk
Me: About what?
Mirabel: Why do u hate me?
Me: *Laughing in my mind I don’t know what you’re talking about
Mirabel: Why don’t u talk to me then? u make friends with people, those girls and all, while u snub me whenever u walk pass. And you’re also trying to make me look like a fool in the class by answering questions with more details whenever i attempted… tell me why you’re being like this? Yet people say you’re cool.
Me: (Chai! Where do i start from?) Listen, i have no negative intention towards u at all… everything u just said is coincidental i must say. I mean, i don’t even know u so… why would i be mean towards u? Its crazy, it doesn’t make any sense.
Mirabel: What about the snubbing?
Me: Well, that… i dunno, just that i don’t want to be embarrassed or even feel embarrassed at all.
Mirabel: What do u mean by that?
Me: U know i’m talking about class, sophistication. I saw how u treat those guys,,, made me think you’re arrogant.
Mirabel: Can we go to somewhere and talk?
Me: U mean now?
Me: I just got here, i need to rest little
Mirabel: May i come in?
Me: (What?! Sh!t No!) See, uhmm… how about we talk some other time? I really need to rest now
Mirabel: Very well then…. its ok, and ermm… sorry for coming unannounced.
*My phone rings*
Me: Its okay…
Mirabel: Alright, see u around
Me: U too
She left with her bodyguards while i answer my call
Lola: Hi handsome, are u on your way already?
Me: About to, let me just take care one or two things first
Lola: Ok, make sure u don’t eat anything before coming ok?
Me: What? Why??
Lola: Hey, easy there food lover, just don’t eat before coming over ok?
Me: Hhmmm… ok
Lola: Good boyy… take care of your whatever and come here ASAP
See? This is exactly what i was trying to avoid in the first place… Promise!! See what your advise got me into?! I don’t want to go back to who i was with the girls… now its happening again. If person no fine, dem go say him no fine. If person know book na girlogical and sexaddiction problem, if him no know na academical and illiteracy problem. Chai!
I open my door, got in, off my clothes and removed everything in my pockets then saw the number that girl gave to me earlier. I don’t even know if i should call her or not, i just kept it one side hoping i would forget it.
So… that girl said i should not eat abi? I hope they have a better food for me ‘coz i don’t joke with my food at all. I took my bath and got myself ready to go there… the shoes i was supposed to wear, those yeye friends of mine took it already. I just dressed casually, took my accounting note and head out thats after i took a bottle of yoghurt with me, sipping it along the way.
The bike guy dropped me in front of the gate, i paid him he zoomed off while i called Lola to inform her. She came out in less than a minute putting on a mini-shirt with a tight transparent short and gave me a tight hug, then ushered me in. Wow! Look at the environment filled with exotic cars, so beautiful with flowers all over, they got swimming pool, awesome! Thats something that’d motivate me to come next time ‘coz i love swimming. Walking with her to their lodge with her holding my arms like a girl welcoming her fiance to her parent’s house.
Getting closer, i sighted the 1st class wing, i didn’t get the full visuals though, but it was splendid.
We got into their apartment, i was like ‘students living in a family house?’
Cynthia rushed to give me a hug wearing a bra-like shirt with ah bum short chai! What is their plan?!
I sat down, as in they put me in their middle bombarding me gists, u know erm… this eh… that this… that that bla bla bla…
ME: Ok ermm… lets get to business
Lola: Come on… u just got here
Cynthia: And its your first time of coming here. So… we have to treat you well don’t u think?
To My People, I Extend The Question To Y’all, What Do U Think??.
They told me to relax, which i tried to but i wasn’t that comfortable. They both went inside.
Caller: Hi Victor, its Mirabel.
Me: Hi Mirabel, how u doing?
Mirabel: I’m Okay… I guess you’ve rested alot. Uhmm… are u at your place? So i could come over so we’d talk or we can we go somewhere else.
Me: Uhmmm… I’m not around. I’m actually at a friend’s place.
Mirabel: Would you be there for long?
Me: Yes i guess. We’re busy with some stuffs (sh!t, i used we)
Me: Yea, my friends
Cynthia and Lola walks in*
Mirabel: See u tomorrow
Me: U too
They came in with food and orange drink. Wow! that got me excited and felt relaxed ‘coz i was really hungry. Instead of using the dinning, they chose to use the floor then Lola dragged me to the floor. Cynthia opened it, wow! Fried rice and lots of chicken.
Lola: This food is specially made for u, so eat alot
Me: The food looks good, it will surely be delicious, can’t wait to devour this ‘coz i’m f√cking hungry.
Oopss! I didn’t know when the word ‘f√cking’ came out from my mouth sh!t.
Lola: Ughnnn…. see who’s talking dirty
Cynthia: Don’t worry, we won’t hold it against u. It actually sounds sexy.
(Can I please eat this food? Like now??)
Cynthia: C’mon lets eat
Lola served the meal, putting a small quantity of food in each plate. I was like ‘I no be ajebo like una o wey no dey eat much, put food for me jare’.
We started eating… before i take a piece into my mouth, they’d both feed me with theirs then give me a glass of juice to sip. It got me uncomfortable ‘coz i wasn’t enjoying eating it one by one, its so lame. Let them leave me to eat this food in peace jare hia! Even husband and wife with fresh flowing love wouldn’t have time for this nonsense.
At last, they became full after eating what a 3 years old kpako pikin would eat ×3, their fada!
I kept eating, finished two plates, requested for more, eat again, drank more juice i wish they brought yoghurt, i ate the meat eh… like it was my first time of eating it, but seriously i love food, especially the delicious ones and i’m never shy when it comes to food. I almost finished all the food they brought before i got full.
Cynthia: Wow! Victor!! U want to kill yourself?!
Lola: U eat like this?
Me: You have no idea… *Using tooth pick*
Cynthia: Woah… is this how u really eat?
Me: Not really sha, i do eat normally. But, if a food like this one is brought to me? I uncontrollably lost control.
Me: Thanks for the meal, u guys are great cook.
Lola: U can get more of it whenever u want (*With a sexy look and voice*)
Me: That’d be great!
Cynthia went inside while Lola came closer to me. She sat right beside me with her leg crossed rubbing my back, she then proceeded to offing the buttons of my shirt, she began rubbing the hairs of my chest down to my tommy.
Lola: So… did u really enjoy the food? *In a seductive voice*
Me: Yea sure, absolutely
Lola: Since u ate much, i guess its given u some strength *Seductively*
Me: Thats right (coded already)
She began using her crossed leg to rub my leg smiling seductively. I didn’t say or do anything, i was just there looking around, my coolness that moment made me look like a complete amateur towards reacting to a lady. The way she also react towards me, made to think that she’s thinking that i’m an amateur, like me being the gentle-intelligent guy type. She kept doing that until Cynthia came back holding a tray containing a fine bottle and three wine glass.
Cynthia: Guys,,, who care for some champagne?
They both stared at me with a written look on their face like “What about you?”
Me: *Silent, just looking at them with a coy smile*
Lola: Bring it girl!
Cynthia brought it and *kpoop* she opened it,,, i watch them screaming in excitement. She handed me a glass and pour some for me, for Lola and for herself. I have never seen a champagne before more to talk of tasting it. I took a sip, it didn’t taste bad then i drank it all. Lola added another one for me when i didn’t ask for more. I finished it within a short time.
Cynthia: Huunnnn…. he’s enjoying it. Lola give him more.
What?! More?!! When they’re still on their first glass?!!!….What are they thinking? I remember when i was eating, they questioned me if was going to kill myself ‘coz i’ve had alot. Now, they want me to drink alot? To get me drunk?? Way!!
Lola: *About to refill my glass*
Me: No no no its Ok, i’m Ok
Lola: Common… don’t be shy, drink its ok
Me? Don’t be shy??
Me: No seriously i’m Ok
Cynthia: Just a little more dear
Me: Nop, not anymore
Lola: Oh poor baaby… (she came seating on my laps, she begin to caress my hair while rubbing her a$$ on the territory of vame)
Cynthia stood up, switch on the music, she came close to me, doing some sexy moves like a stripper while Lola now felt more comfortable in twisting her a$$ up and down, left and right on vame’s territory and i think its about to get angry ‘coz of the invasion of its territory.
Lola: *Whispering to my ears in a seductive tone* Do u like what you’re seeing?
I didn’t say anything, i have to leave now or restart what i had ended.
Cynthia came over to me, she slowly unbuckled my belt trying to off my trousers or something. Its either i leave now or never…
I was about to get them off me in a gentle manner before i heard the ringtone of my phone. It was Promise, she brought me into this, now she’s my heroine.
Lola: Don’t pick it up (you say?)
Me: I have to.
I picked up
Promise: How u doing?
Me: What?! When??! How???!
Promise: What are u saying, are u ok?
Me: Ok! I will be on my way right away.
I hanged up the call.
Me: Guys, i have to go now
Lola: Why? What happened??
Me: My father collapse and he’s been taking to the hospital. I have to go there now *arranging myself*
Cynthia: Hope its not that serious?
Me: I dunno yet
Cynthia: Ok, just take it easy
Lola: Maybe we should drop u up (what?!)
Me: U guys would need to dress up and i don’t have the time to wait
Lola: Alright, hoping to see u tomorrow
Me: Ok (keep hoping) Bye!
I rushed out immediately running towards the gate before i heard my name with a familiar voice, and it was from the first class wing. I turned around to see someone, she was surprised while i was shocked….
I rushed out immediately running towards the gate before i heard my name from a familiar voice, and it was from the first class wing. I turned around to see Mirabel, she looked surprised while i was shocked….
Me: Hi Mirabel…
Mirabel: What are u doing here?
Me: Wow what a surprise, U live here? (Trying to change the topic)
Me: Woah… Nice environment u got here
Mirabel: Thank U
Me: So… are u going out or something?
Mirabel: No, not at all
Me: I thought u are, u know… seeing u dressed like this
Mirabel: No I’m not, just felt like taking a walk
Me: I see… Thats good
Mirabel: Yea,,, so your friends live around here?
Me: U know what? how about we take a walk together?
Mirabel: I’m exhausted already,,, i just came back before i saw u. Would u like to come in to my place?
Me: I’d like to,,, but its getting late already U know, i need to go now. Wait, how did u get my number and my address?
Mirabel: Okay then, see u tomorrow *Walks away*
Didn’t she hear my question? I was about to call her back but i lost my voice, i just walked out, took a bike headed to my room.
I laid on my bed with so many thoughts running in my head.
Lola and Cynthia might be dangerous to my new personality, i mean they almost breach my decision in abstaining from freestyle s£x. That was a close call earlier today, i won’t deny the fact that, those girls were super hot… they got all the features that every dirty-minded guy would desire. If i should remember my days back in secondary school from primary, i wouldn’t have believed that i could resist such thing ever. Back when i was the baddest with my guy Peter aka Nextangel whom i brought into the game. As at now, if anything should kill Nextangel, it would be the thing or the path that he passes through into this world.
I made a fool out of Promise, it wasn’t intentional na, it was just to save myself from the temptations of the daughters of eve. So… i’d explain to her or better still, appease her.
Mirabel, hmmm… I think she’s not happy with me. I diverted her questions twice ‘coz i don’t want to lie. I didn’t agree to go into her place when she offered. I didn’t even know why i asked her the question about how she got my number and address, but hey…i need to know ‘coz its a misery to me. Is she doing some background check on me or what? I remember when she said that ” Yet people say you’re cool”. I need to make it up to her.
Those useless friends of mine Titus, Pizzaro and Frankkay haven’t bring back what they took from me yet, we shall meet at school tomorrow.
I’ve ate a lot already, so… no need to prepare another food. But that won’t stop me from drinking some yoghurt.
The first semester examination is around the corner, some Lecturers are done with us remaining just few.
In the absence of no lectures at the moment, i sat down at a corner reading where there is less noise.
Me: *Smiling* Hi Promise
Promise: Whats wrong with u?
Me: Nothing really, u look pretty today whats up? (I know she loves compliments)
Promise: Answer me!
Me: C’mon now u think i’m flattering u right?
Promise: Leave me
Me: U know i don’t say such thing everyday
Promise: I hear u
Me: U look beautiful today
Promise: I said i’ve heard u *Blushing*
Me: I didn’t hear u say ‘Thank U’
Promise: Thank U! Happy now?
Me: Why would i be happy? U should be happy
Me: U know what?
Me: U know What!
Promise: What na?
Me: Alright, U are my friend and U’re pretty. I’m thinking of giving U a nick
Promise: Nick kwa!
Promise: Nick like?
Promise: Are u joking?
Me: U don’t like it?
Promise: Of course i don’t
Me: Hhmmm, what about ermm… Prom?
Promise: What? Are u kidding me?
Me: U like it?
Promise: Hell no! U want others to be making fun of me by calling me ‘Prom Queen’ or even ‘Prom night’? No way!!
Me: What about… Prommy?
Promise: U know what?
Promise: Keep your nick, I’m fine with my name
Me: C’mon don’t be like that
Promise: Why won’t i be? Prommy?? Mummy?? Mammy??
Me: Alright forget it
Me: Wait a minute..
Promise: What now?!
Me: Would U want me to be calling U ‘Promzy’?
Me: What? U still don’t like it?!
Promise: It actually sounds nice
Promise: I like it… yea, call me Promzy
We both laughed*
Me: Alright, Promzy it is
We read together for about two hours before rounding up. Promzy left to go and take care of something while I went to look for Mirabel. I spotted her at the Eatery she normally went to. I don’t want to go in there so I waited for her around her car.
After many minutes of waiting, next thing i heard was…
Male Bodyguard: Hey! What are U doing there?
Female Bodyguard: Shut up! Show me where U fixed the bomb now!
Me: What bomb? I’m not a terrorist
Male: Come here!!
He rushed me aggressively about to harm me or something when…
Mirabel: Whats going on here Frank? Jummy…??
Frank: Miss… Sorry Mirabel, this guy looks suspicious… we saw him very close to the vehicle, we’re trying to know what he’s doing.
Mirabel: Haven’t U guys seen him before??
Frank: Yes we have
Jummy: We’ve seen him before ma, but everyone is a suspect considering the fact that you’re the pr…
Mirabel: Alright thats enough!!
Jummy: Yes ma
Mirabel: Excuse us
*They step aside*
Mirabel: What do U want Victor?
(Chai! This girl is really mad at me)
Where do i start explaining from?
What do i tell her??
Wait, Why is she even mad at me???
Mirabel: What do U want Victor?
Me: I thought maybe we should hang out and maybe get to know each other
Mirabel: Not interested
Me: Oh… I thought U wanted to talk all this while, why the sudden change?
Mirabel: What do U take me for Victor? what are u thinking?? That I’m some kind of girl U think U can be turning around like I’ll always be around !???
Me: I dunno what you’re talking about
Mirabel: Yea right how’d U know
Me: I’m really sorry about all that, I know i’ve been on a distance I’m honestly here to make it up to U
Mirabel: And how do U intend to do that?
Me: We could go to a nice place. U know, where they got a swimming pool, nice views and even good food what do U think?
Mirabel: I think, instead of ‘We’, how about U take me?
Mirabel: U drive?
Mirabel: Come pick me up by 7pm
Me: What? But…
Mirabel: Shhh… No but.
Guys…!!! *They came, she walks into her car as i watch her*
Mirabel: Don’t keep me waiting…
That’s the last thing i heard her say through the car’s window before they zoom off.
Wait wait wait… she mean i should come with a car? How do i do that when i don’t have one?? Or i should go home and take my dad’s??? Tarr! Not a chance!! My dad will never let me take his car. He’d think i would sell it ‘coz my dad don’t trust me the way everyone else does. U know why?? ‘Coz i took after him and he knew it. As in, being a big time pretender, doing stuff secretly without the knowledge of anyone, physically gentle and shy but what is in my mind is greater than what anyone can imagine. So… only my dad knows me a little but on a second thought, am i still bad? I don’t think so, that was then.
Maybe i should rent a car. But renting a classy car for her type would cost me a lot and i hate spending money like that.
Does she want me to spend on her? No na, its totally absurd. I mean, by looking at her, she’s got everything she want. Abi na runs girl? No na, it sounds crazy, i saw how she reject those big boiz with flashy cars and what does a runs girl needs bodyguards for? Not just one but two. Wait, bodyguards? Is she sh… wait a minute, what? Is she doing Politicians?? Maybe they provided her the bodyguards, got her first class apartment at VIPI. Maybe thats why she don’t have time for those boiz hmmm… but she’s intelligent na. Lemme not jump into conclusions yet, i should get to know her first.
I left school and left for Titus’s place to get back what they took from me. It’s not a crime to get back what is mine is it?
I got there but he wasn’t around, where could he be? Its either the brothel or at the bar. I can’t go there, so… i hit the road.
I remembered when i was bringing nextangel to the game when he was still a learner, i took him to the brothel to do ugh u know…
We got there, i arranged one for him while i took the next one closest to nextangel’s. During the sampling, i heard a loud yell from nextangel’s room and it says…
Girl: Get out ****** my friend!
After i was done, i got out and saw nextangel already out. On walking out of the place, the following conversation took place…
Me: Guy wetin happen that time na?
Nextangel: Omoh no be small tin o…
Me: Wetin happen??
Nextangel: Guy! I dey do the girl dey do her with all my power o..
Me: Eh hen…
Nextangel: U know wetin she dey do all those while?
Nextangel: I dey do with all the power wey i get and she busy dey chop rice.
I burst into laughter…
Me: U see? Na’im make i dey tell u make u dey learn from me
Nextangel: E no finish there o…
Me: Continue na
Nextangel: When i dey do, she go dey ask me every seconds whether i never finish?
Me: hahahaha… why na?
Nextangel: I no know o.. e be like say i no reach. She ask me the question for like 13 times. The last one na’im she provoke. I just hear ‘Get out on my toto my friend’! . Na run i run comot from there o…
Me: That means u no pay her?
Nextangel: I pay before i start na
Me: Next time, u no go take fat ashe..
Nextangel: Omoh… i must sabi ‘am or die trying…
I laughed that day like mad, but now he’s the baddest no thanks to me.
I took a bike to my room, to rest and think of how i’d take Mirabel out with a car. I got there, i saw a car parked in front of the building not familiar at all but it was the type of car i’ve always admired “Range Rover Sport” I went close to my door, i didn’t see no one. I opened my door and got in, i off my clothes and jumped on my bed to relax before preparing what to eat. On resting, i saw an unusual piece of paper beneath my door. I took it and opened it, what i saw shocked me.
“CHECK UNDER THE LEFT SIDE OF THE CAR’S TIRE TO GET THE KEYS…
REMEMBER, DON’T KEEP ME WAITING”
Wow! This is Awesome!!
Today’s gon’ be great! Well i hope it does. Wait i don’t understand, what is she to me? Are we friends already?? Where is this heading to??? Hhmmm…
I was so excited that moment, why i was so excited? I’m gon’ drive a Range Rover Sport baaby!
I rushed out immediately to test it… i got there, checked under the tire and got the keys, entered the car then start it. Its been a while since i drive so… i should be careful. I moved the car believe me it was awesome! what ah ride!! Wait… Am i going for a date or what?
I got back in, no need for me to prepare anything to eat, i’d just have a yoghurt. Exam is around the corner, i need to go home and get more money ‘coz i guess i’d spend alot today.
*Phone rings* | *Caller Lola*
Me: Hi Lola
Lola: Victor, whats up with u?
Me: I’m fine
Lola: No, not that. Why Haven’t we heard from u?
Me: Oh… i’ve been busy really
Lola: Is that so?
Lola: U know… why don’t u come around so we’d hangout
Me: I’m kinda going out to see a friend
Lola: By that, u mean Mirabel?
Me: What are U talking about?
Lola: Never mind, its nothing…
Me: But u were tr…
Lola: (Interrupted) Gat to go, see ya
Me: Lola wait…
Ok now i’m totally confused, Whats going on? How the hell did she know?? I hope I hope its… well we’ll see.
I took my bath, did the necessaries and got myself ready wearing one of my nicest clothe. I looked myself in the mirror, damΠ! I look good also smelling nice while its not even a date or like going out with my girlfriend hmmm…
I took a bottle of yoghurt, got out, locked my door then went to the side of the car, no one was there to give me some shots so i took some selfies. I ignited the car, off i left for the bank to withdraw some money before going to Mirabel’s place.
On the road listening to some cool vibes, smooth driving chai! Big boy kowai!
I got to the gate of their building and called Mirabel, after a few minutes the gate open. Who opened it? Her two bodyguards of course. I guess i forgot their names already. I saw how the male one was looking at me, not a good way though it was like when an enemy is looking at his opponent. I no send ‘am jare, no be just guard him be? See me driving rangey abegi!
They directed me to Mirabel’s place, omoh… no wonder its first class. The surrounding was awesome, well maintained, clean, gardens, the swimming pool was awesome. Can’t mention everything jare… the lady guard ushered me in while the male one was behind me looking like something i dont know infact i don’t like him.
The lady guard told me that Mirabel is inside, that she’d be with me shortly. She told me to seat but didn’t, i chose to look around her beautiful home. Who is her father or mother by way that got her all these as a student. Looking at the pictures on the wall, there i saw a portrait of our newly elected President and its not even his official picture. I saw a portrait which seems to be her family picture, i was about to go closer to get a proper view before she called me from behind.
I slowly turned around and saw her the way i’ve never done before. Mehn… she looked beautiful, she stuns in the dress she wore. I didn’t know when my mouth open and said something unintentionally…
Me: U look gorgeous
Mirabel: Thanks dear
But i’m glad i did…
Me: U got a nice place here
Me: So ermmm… Are u ready?
Mirabel: Yea, U’re right on time
Me: Hhmm… shall we?
Mirabel: *Smiles* Sure
She told her bodyguards to stay back but the male one tried to object. She shouted at him which shut his mouth. I really dunno whats wrong with that guy, when i burst him face eh… he go know.
We got to the car, i opened the door for her, she thanked me.
Mirabel: So… where are u taking me to?
Me: Where would u like?
Mirabel: Remember u are the one that’s taking me out
Mirabel: Then take me out
Me: Hhmm… Yes ma
We gisted a lot before getting to our destination, like the car being borrowed to be returned tomorrow or next. I got out from the car and she is still in. I just laughed and shake my head before opening the door for her. On stepping down, she smiled while thanking me.
We got into the place i took her, it was a nice place which i’ve never been before. I only saw it while passing by and wish to there someday. Well… today is the day, Thank God.
I drew the chair for her to seat, i guess i’ve watched too many romantic movies to be acting this romantic.
An attendant came over to us and handed us the menu to select.
She ordered fried rice and chicken with red wine. I love fried rice, so i ordered same.
We were served the meal, we started eating and talking at the same time. One talk led to another then we arrived at this….
Mirabel: I actually know what happened that day between U, Lola and Cynthia.
Me: I dunno what u’re talking about
Mirabel: U don’t need to pretend, they told me everything. The food, their sexy acts to seduce u, your gentle and coolness, the call?
Mirabel: And I’m 100% sure that the call was fake. U made that up just to run away from them…
Me: So they are your friends?
Mirabel: My best friends
Me: I dunno what to say
Mirabel: U don’t have to say anything, actually i want to confess
Mirabel: I just hope u wont get mad if i should tell u this
Me: Well i will if u don’t tell me
Mirabel: Ok, i actually… ermmm… i’m the brain behind all what happen between U and the girls
Mirabel: I sent them to u the first time u met them to get your number and address. Everything that follows was planned and I’m really sorry
Me: But why did u do that?
Mirabel: Because… i found myself liking u already. I tested you with my friends to know how gentle you are ‘coz i don’t want to be with a bad guy and go through another heartbreak… please understand me Victor
Me: Woah… just wow! I never saw this coming
Mirabel: I know its hard to believe but its true and as it is right now… i trust u.
Me: I’m sooo lost of words right now like seriously
Mirabel: I’m in love with you Victor…
*My eyes opened wide*
We alighted from the car in front of her apartment, i walked her to the door then i held her hand which she faced me eyes to eyes. She then put her both hands round my neck while i placed my hands on her waist… our heads drew nearer, our eyes closed, slowly our lips locate the other..
Our lips was about to touch the other before one mumu is it Frank or whatever the name Mirabel called him interrupted the mood…
Frank: Miss Mirabel, your father wish to speak with you (handing her a phone)
We adjusted ourselves when we heard his horrible voice. He really doesnt like me neither did i like him, he really s√cks.
Mirabel: (collected the phone, looking at him with an angry eye)
I can’t hear the caller, just Mirabel
*I Just went for a walk
*No Dad, i don’t walk with them, besides i didn’t go that far
*With my friends
*I Love U too Dad
Mirabel: (handed him the phone) U may leave
He left without saying a word, but the way he looked at me says it all.
Does he think he can scare me? This guy no know me oh… make him forget say he huge anyhow and i small. Small body no be sickness at all, i go i go i go just hmmm… the guy too big sha.
Mirabel: Sorry about that
Me: No its nothing, U had to speak with your Dad I understand
Me: Its getting late already, i guess i should hit the road now
Mirabel: Its not that late, or u can crash here if u want
Me: That wont be necessary, I need to take care of some things at home
Mirabel: Ok *Sad face*
Me: So uhmm…. i will return the car tomorrow?
Mirabel: U can keep it longer if u want
Me: (I looked at the car) No no no, i will just return it tomorrow
Mirabel: C’mon i insist *Smiling | holding my hands*